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Scene 2: "Hemroid"

from How to Hire by Satomage

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EUGENE
The first aspect of hiring we must consider is what we as managers desire in an ideal applicant pool and then to reduce our expectations to what is feasible.

APPLICANT ONE
We can't afford a breakdown no room for error. I have too many mistakes I've gathered too much failure. Someday my thoughts will be more than simple dreams. But for now I must keep on believing I can do this. Just another something I have to live with until I have the time to deal with it.

APPLICANT TWO
We can't afford anything to depend on at all. A treasure to the younger, a standard, for the older. I want to be surrounded by four bland walls. I want that secure feeling that every day will be the same. Just another something, I have to live with until I have the time to deal with it. I wish, I dream, I wait for something better. I hope, I thought that this would all be over.

APPLICANT ONE
This has taken far too long for me to spend one more day on. Just another something I have to live with until I have the time to deal with it.

EUGENE
People in many cases are unpredictable. All this seems to defy the kind of rational analysis that we are trained to perform. People don't like to be approached analytically and skeptically. People like to be given the benefit of every doubt. They prefer to be treated with compassion with understanding and with human kindness.

APPLICANT ONE
Just another something, I have to live with until, I have the time to deal with it. I give up, I let go, I worry, I don't know if tomorrow's.

APPLICANT TWO
I hope, I dream, I wish, I think, that its Just another something, I have to live with until, I have the time to deal with it.

EUGENE
And this was the law by which all the planets move.

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from How to Hire, released May 9, 2016

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